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Today's Delicious Audio for
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Movie-Related Hilarity |
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| In Cue : "Movie-Related Hilarity. . ." |
| Out Cue : ". . .Movie-Related Hilarity" |
| Length: Movie-Related Hilarity |
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(Go See) "Iron Man" (Black Sabbath Song Parody) |
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"Iron Man" is about to go into its THIRD weekend. Black Sabbath have record. . . (more)
"Iron Man" is about to go into its THIRD weekend. Black Sabbath have recorded a new version of their song, "Iron Man" . . . in honor of the film's continued dominance at the box office . . . (FCC WARNING: This comedy production contains the words "ass" and "crap". Play it at your own risk.)
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Categories:|Original Comedy Bits|Parody Songs|Movies|Holidays & Events
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| In Cue : "Go see 'Iron Man'. . ." |
| Out Cue : ". . .'Iron Man'!" |
| Length: 36 sec |
Today's Plays: 51 Total Plays: 54
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"Chronic Of Narnia" |
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If you think the "Chronicles Of Narnia" may be a little too childish for yo. . . (more)
If you think the "Chronicles Of Narnia" may be a little too childish for your tastes, why not check out this flick instead . . .
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Categories:|Original Comedy Bits|Parody Commercials|Movies
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| In Cue : "(Toking SFX) This summer. . ." |
| Out Cue : ". . .the 'Chronic Of Narnia'!" |
| Length: 1 min 9 sec |
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Delicious Comedy |
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| In Cue : "Delicious Comedy. . ." |
| Out Cue : ". . .Delicious Comedy" |
| Length: Delicious Comedy |
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Britney And Mel |
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Britney Spears is vacationing in Costa Rica with Mel Gibson as we speak. (?. . . (more)
Britney Spears is vacationing in Costa Rica with Mel Gibson as we speak. (???) The trip is expected to last a few days. Here's Britney with more details . . .
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Categories:|Original Comedy Bits|Celebrities|Relationships
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| In Cue : "Hey ya'll. . ." |
| Out Cue : ". . .Later ya'll." |
| Length: 54 sec |
Today's Plays: 45 Total Plays: 47
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The "Drunk Talk" Interpretation PSA - For Talking To Drunk GIRLS - (Lesson Seven) |
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Here's another helpful PSA from "A.S.S." . . . (the department of "Alcohol,. . . (more)
Here's another helpful PSA from "A.S.S." . . . (the department of "Alcohol, Science and Schooling") . . . on how to interpret all that "DRUNK GIRL TALK" you're going to hear out at the bars this weekend . . . (FCC WARNING: This clip contains the words "A.S.S." and "screwed" . . . and bleeped profanity. Play it at your own risk.)
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Categories:|Original Comedy Bits|Sexuality|Relationships|Holidays & Events
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| In Cue : "Hello! We at the. . ." |
| Out Cue : ". . .Alcohol, Science and Schooling." |
| Length: 1 min 12 sec |
Today's Plays: 33 Total Plays: 33
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The "Drunk Talk" Interpretation PSA - For Talking To Drunk GUYS - (Lesson Seven) |
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Here's another helpful PSA from "A.S.S." . . . (the department of "Alcohol,. . . (more)
Here's another helpful PSA from "A.S.S." . . . (the department of "Alcohol, Science and Schooling") . . . on how to interpret all that "DRUNK GUY TALK" you're going to hear out at the bars this weekend . . . (FCC WARNING: This clip contains the word "A.S.S." . . . and bleeped profanity. Play it at your own risk.)
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Categories:|Original Comedy Bits|Sexuality|Relationships|Holidays & Events
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| In Cue : "Hello! We at the. . ." |
| Out Cue : ". . .Alcohol, Science and Schooling." |
| Length: 1 min 15 sec |
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"American (Billy) Idol" |
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From the makers of "American Idol", comes an exciting new show . . .
From the makers of "American Idol", comes an exciting new show . . .
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Categories:|Original Comedy Bits|Parody Commercials|TV Shows|Celebrities
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| In Cue : "The hottest show. . ." |
| Out Cue : ". . .Billy Idol!" |
| Length: 38 sec |
Today's Plays: 48 Total Plays: 50
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"America's Next Top Poodle" |
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From the makers of "America's Next Top Model", comes an exciting new show .. . . (more)
From the makers of "America's Next Top Model", comes an exciting new show . . . (FCC WARNING: This comedy production contains the word "bitch". Play it at your own risk.)
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Categories:|Original Comedy Bits|Parody Commercials|TV Shows|Animals & Pets
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| In Cue : "It started. . ." |
| Out Cue : ". . .on the CW." |
| Length: 42 sec |
Today's Plays: 37 Total Plays: 39
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Insurance Insurance |
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Finally, there's a revolutionary new way to ease your insurance worries . .. . . (more)
Finally, there's a revolutionary new way to ease your insurance worries . . . (FCC WARNING: This comedy production mentions catching "AIDS" in a "syringe-filled dumpster". Play it at your own risk.)
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Categories:|Original Comedy Bits|Parody Commercials|Health & Fitness
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| In Cue : "Do you live in fear?. . ." |
| Out Cue : ". . .or you're doomed." |
| Length: 1 min 1 sec |
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Angelina Jolie Is Having Twins |
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Angelina Jolie Is Having Twins
Angelina Jolie Is Having Twins
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| In Cue : "Angelina Jolie Is Having Twins. . ." |
| Out Cue : ". . .Angelina Jolie Is Having Twins" |
| Length: Angelina Jolie Is Having Twins |
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A Message From Angelina's Twins |
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Angelina's unborn twins have an important announcement.
Angelina's unborn twins have an important announcement.
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Categories:|Original Comedy Bits|Celebrities|Family & Kids
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| In Cue : "Hi, we're. . ." |
| Out Cue : ". . .out there." |
| Length: 52 sec |
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A Message From Angelina |
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Yesterday Angelina Jolie confirmed that she is having twins. She also has a. . . (more)
Yesterday Angelina Jolie confirmed that she is having twins. She also has a rather unusual request . . .
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Categories:|Original Comedy Bits|Celebrities|Family & Kids
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| In Cue : "This is. . ." |
| Out Cue : ". . .That is all." |
| Length: 50 sec |
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Jack Black Breaks The News That Brad And Angelina Are Having Twins (Full Clip) |
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Here's the full clip of Jack Black inadvertently giving away that Angelina . . . (more)
Here's the full clip of Jack Black inadvertently giving away that Angelina Jolie's having twins . . . (From "The Today Show" on Thursday, May 15, 2008.)
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| In Cue : "And what about. . ." |
| Out Cue : ". . .You did!" |
| Length: 30 sec |
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Jack Black Breaks The News That Brad And Angelina Are Having Twins |
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The tabloid media said quite some time ago that Angelina Jolie was having t. . . (more)
The tabloid media said quite some time ago that Angelina Jolie was having twins . . . and yesterday, she confirmed it. It happened during an interview at the Cannes Film Festival in France . . . and it was actually Jack Black's fault that the news slipped out. The two of them were being interviewed for their upcoming movie, "Kung Fu Panda", and Jack mentioned that the new arrivals would add up to the same size family as "The Brady Bunch". At that point, Angelina had no choice but to cop to it . . . (--These will be Angelina and Brad's FIFTH and SIXTH kids . . . after 6-year-old Maddox, 4-year-old Pax, 3-year-old Zahara . . . and their only blood-related offspring so far, 2-year-old Shiloh.) (From "Access Hollywood" on Wednesday, May 14, 2008.)
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| In Cue : "You're going to have as many. . ." |
| Out Cue : ". . .You did! Sorry." |
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The 19-Year-Old Mayor Of Muskogee |
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The 19-Year-Old Mayor Of Muskogee
The 19-Year-Old Mayor Of Muskogee
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| In Cue : "The 19-Year-Old Mayor Of Muskogee. . ." |
| Out Cue : ". . .The 19-Year-Old Mayor Of Muskogee" |
| Length: The 19-Year-Old Mayor Of Muskogee |
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A Message From 19-Year-Old Mayor John Hammons |
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On Tuesday, 19-year-old John Hammons pulled in a whopping 70% of the vote o. . . (more)
On Tuesday, 19-year-old John Hammons pulled in a whopping 70% of the vote on his way to becoming the new mayor of Muskogee, Oklahoma. His Honor has a brief statement . . .
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Categories:|Original Comedy Bits|Politics
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| In Cue : "What's going on. . ." |
| Out Cue : ". . .Bagel Bites, now!" |
| Length: 1 min 3 sec |
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Muskogee, Oklahoma Elects A 19-Year-Old Mayor - Merle Haggard - "Okie From Muskogee" (Full Song) |
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On Tuesday, John Hammons received 70% of the vote to become the new mayor o. . . (more)
On Tuesday, John Hammons received 70% of the vote to become the new mayor of Muskogee, Oklahoma. That might not seem like a big deal . . . until you realize that John is only 19 years old. That makes him one of the youngest people EVER to be elected mayor of a U.S. city. John defeated 70-year-old Hershel McBride in the election . . . who chalks up his loss to a nationwide trend for change. But according to John's friends, John won because he's just that driven to succeed. Right now, John's a freshman political science major at the University of Oklahoma . . . but he says he'll transfer to Northeastern State University in nearby Tahlequah, Oklahoma to be closer to his responsibilities in Muskogee. Why not enjoy Merle Haggard's classic song, "Okie From Muskogee", in honor of Muskogee's young Okie mayor . . . (--The youngest person ever to be elected mayor is a guy named Michael Sessions . . . who was elected mayor of Hillsdale, Michigan in 2005, when he was just 18.)
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| In Cue : "(vocals start at :08). . ." |
| Out Cue : ". . .(vocals fade out cold)." |
| Length: 2 min 39 sec |
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Muskogee, Oklahoma Elects A 19-Year-Old Mayor - Merle Haggard - "Okie From Muskogee" (Chorus) |
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Here's just the chorus of Merle Haggard's classic song, "Okie From Muskogee. . . (more)
Here's just the chorus of Merle Haggard's classic song, "Okie From Muskogee", in honor of Muskogee's young Okie mayor . . .
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| In Cue : "(vocals start cold). . ." |
| Out Cue : ". . .(vocals end cold)." |
| Length: 26 sec |
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It's FRIDAY!!! |
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| In Cue : "It's FRIDAY!!!. . ." |
| Out Cue : ". . .It's FRIDAY!!!" |
| Length: It's FRIDAY!!! |
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A Stoner Sings "Have You Ever Seen The Rain" About Friday |
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Our stoner friend has recorded a new version of Creedence Clearwater Reviva. . . (more)
Our stoner friend has recorded a new version of Creedence Clearwater Revival's "Have You Ever Seen The Rain" . . . to celebrate Friday . . .
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Categories:|Original Comedy Bits|Parody Songs|Work|Holidays & Events
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| In Cue : "I wanna know. . ." |
| Out Cue : ". . .on Monday!" |
| Length: 20 sec |
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It's FRIDAY!!! (Montage) (#14) |
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It's FRIDAY!!! Congratulations! You've made it through one more wretched, s. . . (more)
It's FRIDAY!!! Congratulations! You've made it through one more wretched, soul-crushing week without going postal on your worthless colleagues or your vile boss. Here's a montage to kick-start the last day of your miserable week . . .
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| In Cue : "Friday!. . ." |
| Out Cue : ". . .this weekend." |
| Length: 22 sec |
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It's FRIDAY!!! (Montage) (#14) (Dry Version) |
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Here's a DRY version of the "FRIDAY!!!" montage, without the music bed . . . . . (more)
Here's a DRY version of the "FRIDAY!!!" montage, without the music bed . . . in case you want to add your own background . . .
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| In Cue : "Friday!. . ." |
| Out Cue : ". . .this weekend." |
| Length: 22 sec |
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It's FRIDAY!!! (Montage) (#13) |
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It's FRIDAY!!! Congratulations! You've made it through one more wretched, s. . . (more)
It's FRIDAY!!! Congratulations! You've made it through one more wretched, soul-crushing week without going postal on your worthless colleagues or your vile boss. Here's a montage to kick-start the last day of your miserable week . . .
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| In Cue : "Friday's the day. . ." |
| Out Cue : ". . .I'm leaving." |
| Length: 30 sec |
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It's FRIDAY!!! (Montage) (#13) (Dry Version) |
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Here's a DRY version of the "FRIDAY!!!" montage, without the music bed . . . . . (more)
Here's a DRY version of the "FRIDAY!!!" montage, without the music bed . . . in case you want to add your own background . . .
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Categories:|Montages|Work
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| In Cue : "Friday's the day. . ." |
| Out Cue : ". . .I'm leaving." |
| Length: 27 sec |
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A "Wake Up!" Montage |
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| In Cue : "A "Wake Up!" Montage. . ." |
| Out Cue : ". . .A "Wake Up!" Montage" |
| Length: A "Wake Up!" Montage |
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Wake Up! (Montage) (#64) |
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Here's another montage to wake you up . . .
Here's another montage to wake you up . . .
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| In Cue : "Let me have. . ." |
| Out Cue : ". . .attention now?" |
| Length: 18 sec |
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Wake Up! (Montage) (#64) (Dry Version) |
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Here's a DRY version of the latest "Wake Up!" montage, without the music be. . . (more)
Here's a DRY version of the latest "Wake Up!" montage, without the music bed . . . in case you want to add your own background.
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| In Cue : "Let me have. . ." |
| Out Cue : ". . .attention now?" |
| Length: 13 sec |
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Stand-Up Hilarity |
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Categories:|TV Shows|Celebrities
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| In Cue : "Stand-Up Hilarity. . ." |
| Out Cue : ". . .Stand-Up Hilarity" |
| Length: Stand-Up Hilarity |
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Comedian Rich Williams On Drinking During Pregnancy |
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Comedian Rich Williams talks about his mother drinking while pregnant . . .. . . (more)
Comedian Rich Williams talks about his mother drinking while pregnant . . .
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Categories:|Stand-Up Comedy|Relationships|Family & Kids |Health & Fitness
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| In Cue : "My mom. . ." |
| Out Cue : ". . .80 proof! Anyone?" |
| Length: 31 sec |
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Comedian Nick Griffin On Muscular Meatheads |
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Comedian Nick Griffin talks about muscular meatheads . . . . . . (more)
Comedian Nick Griffin talks about muscular meatheads . . . (FCC WARNING: This clip contains the word "ass". Play it at your own risk.)
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Categories:|Stand-Up Comedy|Sexuality|Relationships|Health & Fitness
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| In Cue : "It's important. . ." |
| Out Cue : ". . .give a damn." |
| Length: 1 min 41 sec |
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Late Night Monologues |
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Categories:|TV Shows|Celebrities|Sports & Athletes
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| In Cue : "Late Night Monologues. . ." |
| Out Cue : ". . .Late Night Monologues" |
| Length: Late Night Monologues |
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A Montage Of Late Night Talk Show Monologues |
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Here's a montage of some of the best jokes from last night's "Late Night" m. . . (more)
Here's a montage of some of the best jokes from last night's "Late Night" monologues . . .
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| In Cue : "Finally some good news. . ." |
| Out Cue : ". . .do you need?" |
| Length: 1 min 2 sec |
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