Printable View

Check out our new CELEBRITY GUESTS section HERE! And please CLICK HERE for a more streamlined presentation of the following DELICIOUS AUDIO clips.

0.	Movie-Related Hilarity		Sign Up Now
	Movie-Related Hilarity Movie-Related Hilarity (less)
	Categories:|TV Shows
	In Cue : "Movie-Related Hilarity. . ."
	Out Cue : ". . .Movie-Related Hilarity"
	Length: Movie-Related Hilarity	Today's Plays: 0 Total Plays:
	Log In to Vote! Bit Rating: Not Yet Rated Bit Rating:

Movie-Related Hilarity

1.	NEW  (Go See) "Iron Man" (Black Sabbath Song Parody)		Sign Up Now
	"Iron Man" is about to go into its THIRD weekend. Black Sabbath have record. . .(more) "Iron Man" is about to go into its THIRD weekend. Black Sabbath have recorded a new version of their song, "Iron Man" . . . in honor of the film's continued dominance at the box office . . . (FCC WARNING: This comedy production contains the words "ass" and "crap". Play it at your own risk.) (less)
	Categories:|Original Comedy Bits|Parody Songs|Movies|Holidays & Events
	In Cue : "Go see 'Iron Man'. . ."
	Out Cue : ". . .'Iron Man'!"
	Length: 36 sec	Today's Plays: 51 Total Plays: 54
	Log In to Vote! Bit Rating: Not Yet Rated Bit Rating:

(Go See) "Iron Man" (Black Sabbath Song Parody)

2.	NEW  "Chronic Of Narnia"		Sign Up Now
	If you think the "Chronicles Of Narnia" may be a little too childish for yo. . .(more) If you think the "Chronicles Of Narnia" may be a little too childish for your tastes, why not check out this flick instead . . . (less)
	Categories:|Original Comedy Bits|Parody Commercials|Movies
	In Cue : "(Toking SFX) This summer. . ."
	Out Cue : ". . .the 'Chronic Of Narnia'!"
	Length: 1 min 9 sec	Today's Plays: 51 Total Plays: 53
	Log In to Vote! Bit Rating: Bit Rating:

"Chronic Of Narnia"

0.	Delicious Comedy		Sign Up Now
	Delicious Comedy Delicious Comedy (less)
	Categories:|TV Shows
	In Cue : "Delicious Comedy. . ."
	Out Cue : ". . .Delicious Comedy"
	Length: Delicious Comedy	Today's Plays: 0 Total Plays: 6
	Log In to Vote! Bit Rating: Not Yet Rated Bit Rating:

Delicious Comedy

3.	NEW  Britney And Mel		Sign Up Now
	Britney Spears is vacationing in Costa Rica with Mel Gibson as we speak. (?. . .(more) Britney Spears is vacationing in Costa Rica with Mel Gibson as we speak. (???) The trip is expected to last a few days. Here's Britney with more details . . . (less)
	Categories:|Original Comedy Bits|Celebrities|Relationships
	In Cue : "Hey ya'll. . ."
	Out Cue : ". . .Later ya'll."
	Length: 54 sec	Today's Plays: 45 Total Plays: 47
	Log In to Vote! Bit Rating: Not Yet Rated Bit Rating:

Britney And Mel

4.	NEW  The "Drunk Talk" Interpretation PSA - For Talking To Drunk GIRLS - (Lesson Seven)		Sign Up Now
	Here's another helpful PSA from "A.S.S." . . . (the department of "Alcohol,. . .(more) Here's another helpful PSA from "A.S.S." . . . (the department of "Alcohol, Science and Schooling") . . . on how to interpret all that "DRUNK GIRL TALK" you're going to hear out at the bars this weekend . . . (FCC WARNING: This clip contains the words "A.S.S." and "screwed" . . . and bleeped profanity. Play it at your own risk.) (less)
	Categories:|Original Comedy Bits|Sexuality|Relationships|Holidays & Events
	In Cue : "Hello! We at the. . ."
	Out Cue : ". . .Alcohol, Science and Schooling."
	Length: 1 min 12 sec	Today's Plays: 33 Total Plays: 33
	Log In to Vote! Bit Rating: Not Yet Rated Bit Rating:

The "Drunk Talk" Interpretation PSA - For Talking To Drunk GIRLS - (Lesson Seven)

5.	NEW  The "Drunk Talk" Interpretation PSA - For Talking To Drunk GUYS - (Lesson Seven)		Sign Up Now
	Here's another helpful PSA from "A.S.S." . . . (the department of "Alcohol,. . .(more) Here's another helpful PSA from "A.S.S." . . . (the department of "Alcohol, Science and Schooling") . . . on how to interpret all that "DRUNK GUY TALK" you're going to hear out at the bars this weekend . . . (FCC WARNING: This clip contains the word "A.S.S." . . . and bleeped profanity. Play it at your own risk.) (less)
	Categories:|Original Comedy Bits|Sexuality|Relationships|Holidays & Events
	In Cue : "Hello! We at the. . ."
	Out Cue : ". . .Alcohol, Science and Schooling."
	Length: 1 min 15 sec	Today's Plays: 23 Total Plays: 23
	Log In to Vote! Bit Rating: Not Yet Rated Bit Rating:

The "Drunk Talk" Interpretation PSA - For Talking To Drunk GUYS - (Lesson Seven)

6.	NEW  "American (Billy) Idol"		Sign Up Now
	From the makers of "American Idol", comes an exciting new show . . . From the makers of "American Idol", comes an exciting new show . . . (less)
	Categories:|Original Comedy Bits|Parody Commercials|TV Shows|Celebrities
	In Cue : "The hottest show. . ."
	Out Cue : ". . .Billy Idol!"
	Length: 38 sec	Today's Plays: 48 Total Plays: 50
	Log In to Vote! Bit Rating: Not Yet Rated Bit Rating:

"American (Billy) Idol"

7.	NEW  "America's Next Top Poodle"		Sign Up Now
	From the makers of "America's Next Top Model", comes an exciting new show .. . .(more) From the makers of "America's Next Top Model", comes an exciting new show . . . (FCC WARNING: This comedy production contains the word "bitch". Play it at your own risk.) (less)
	Categories:|Original Comedy Bits|Parody Commercials|TV Shows|Animals & Pets
	In Cue : "It started. . ."
	Out Cue : ". . .on the CW."
	Length: 42 sec	Today's Plays: 37 Total Plays: 39
	Log In to Vote! Bit Rating: Not Yet Rated Bit Rating:

"America's Next Top Poodle"

8.	Insurance Insurance		Sign Up Now
	Finally, there's a revolutionary new way to ease your insurance worries . .. . .(more) Finally, there's a revolutionary new way to ease your insurance worries . . . (FCC WARNING: This comedy production mentions catching "AIDS" in a "syringe-filled dumpster". Play it at your own risk.) (less)
	Categories:|Original Comedy Bits|Parody Commercials|Health & Fitness
	In Cue : "Do you live in fear?. . ."
	Out Cue : ". . .or you're doomed."
	Length: 1 min 1 sec	Today's Plays: 3 Total Plays: 189
	Log In to Vote! Bit Rating: Bit Rating:

Insurance Insurance

0.	Angelina Jolie Is Having Twins		Sign Up Now
	Angelina Jolie Is Having Twins Angelina Jolie Is Having Twins (less)
	Categories:|TV Shows|Sports & Athletes
	In Cue : "Angelina Jolie Is Having Twins. . ."
	Out Cue : ". . .Angelina Jolie Is Having Twins"
	Length: Angelina Jolie Is Having Twins	Today's Plays: 0 Total Plays:
	Log In to Vote! Bit Rating: Not Yet Rated Bit Rating:

Angelina Jolie Is Having Twins

9.	NEW  A Message From Angelina's Twins		Sign Up Now
	Angelina's unborn twins have an important announcement. Angelina's unborn twins have an important announcement. (less)
	Categories:|Original Comedy Bits|Celebrities|Family & Kids
	In Cue : "Hi, we're. . ."
	Out Cue : ". . .out there."
	Length: 52 sec	Today's Plays: 41 Total Plays: 43
	Log In to Vote! Bit Rating: Not Yet Rated Bit Rating:

A Message From Angelina's Twins

10.	A Message From Angelina		Sign Up Now
	Yesterday Angelina Jolie confirmed that she is having twins. She also has a. . .(more) Yesterday Angelina Jolie confirmed that she is having twins. She also has a rather unusual request . . . (less)
	Categories:|Original Comedy Bits|Celebrities|Family & Kids
	In Cue : "This is. . ."
	Out Cue : ". . .That is all."
	Length: 50 sec	Today's Plays: 3 Total Plays: 240
	Log In to Vote! Bit Rating: Bit Rating:

A Message From Angelina

11.	NEW  Jack Black Breaks The News That Brad And Angelina Are Having Twins (Full Clip)		Sign Up Now
	Here's the full clip of Jack Black inadvertently giving away that Angelina . . .(more) Here's the full clip of Jack Black inadvertently giving away that Angelina Jolie's having twins . . . (From "The Today Show" on Thursday, May 15, 2008.) (less)
	Categories:|Celebrities|Relationships|Family & Kids
	In Cue : "And what about. . ."
	Out Cue : ". . .You did!"
	Length: 30 sec	Today's Plays: 16 Total Plays: 18
	Log In to Vote! Bit Rating: Not Yet Rated Bit Rating:

Jack Black Breaks The News That Brad And Angelina Are Having Twins (Full Clip)

12.	Jack Black Breaks The News That Brad And Angelina Are Having Twins		Sign Up Now
	The tabloid media said quite some time ago that Angelina Jolie was having t. . .(more) The tabloid media said quite some time ago that Angelina Jolie was having twins . . . and yesterday, she confirmed it. It happened during an interview at the Cannes Film Festival in France . . . and it was actually Jack Black's fault that the news slipped out. The two of them were being interviewed for their upcoming movie, "Kung Fu Panda", and Jack mentioned that the new arrivals would add up to the same size family as "The Brady Bunch". At that point, Angelina had no choice but to cop to it . . . (--These will be Angelina and Brad's FIFTH and SIXTH kids . . . after 6-year-old Maddox, 4-year-old Pax, 3-year-old Zahara . . . and their only blood-related offspring so far, 2-year-old Shiloh.) (From "Access Hollywood" on Wednesday, May 14, 2008.) (less)
	Categories:|Celebrities|Relationships|Family & Kids |Holidays & Events
	In Cue : "You're going to have as many. . ."
	Out Cue : ". . .You did! Sorry."
	Length: 18 sec	Today's Plays: 4 Total Plays: 327
	Log In to Vote! Bit Rating: Bit Rating:

Jack Black Breaks The News That Brad And Angelina Are Having Twins

0.	The 19-Year-Old Mayor Of Muskogee		Sign Up Now
	The 19-Year-Old Mayor Of Muskogee The 19-Year-Old Mayor Of Muskogee (less)
	Categories:|TV Shows|Sports & Athletes
	In Cue : "The 19-Year-Old Mayor Of Muskogee. . ."
	Out Cue : ". . .The 19-Year-Old Mayor Of Muskogee"
	Length: The 19-Year-Old Mayor Of Muskogee	Today's Plays: 0 Total Plays:
	Log In to Vote! Bit Rating: Not Yet Rated Bit Rating:

The 19-Year-Old Mayor Of Muskogee

13.	A Message From 19-Year-Old Mayor John Hammons		Sign Up Now
	On Tuesday, 19-year-old John Hammons pulled in a whopping 70% of the vote o. . .(more) On Tuesday, 19-year-old John Hammons pulled in a whopping 70% of the vote on his way to becoming the new mayor of Muskogee, Oklahoma. His Honor has a brief statement . . . (less)
	Categories:|Original Comedy Bits|Politics
	In Cue : "What's going on. . ."
	Out Cue : ". . .Bagel Bites, now!"
	Length: 1 min 3 sec	Today's Plays: 9 Total Plays: 268
	Log In to Vote! Bit Rating: Bit Rating:

A Message From 19-Year-Old Mayor John Hammons

14.	Muskogee, Oklahoma Elects A 19-Year-Old Mayor - Merle Haggard - "Okie From Muskogee" (Full Song)		Sign Up Now
	On Tuesday, John Hammons received 70% of the vote to become the new mayor o. . .(more) On Tuesday, John Hammons received 70% of the vote to become the new mayor of Muskogee, Oklahoma. That might not seem like a big deal . . . until you realize that John is only 19 years old. That makes him one of the youngest people EVER to be elected mayor of a U.S. city. John defeated 70-year-old Hershel McBride in the election . . . who chalks up his loss to a nationwide trend for change. But according to John's friends, John won because he's just that driven to succeed. Right now, John's a freshman political science major at the University of Oklahoma . . . but he says he'll transfer to Northeastern State University in nearby Tahlequah, Oklahoma to be closer to his responsibilities in Muskogee. Why not enjoy Merle Haggard's classic song, "Okie From Muskogee", in honor of Muskogee's young Okie mayor . . . (--The youngest person ever to be elected mayor is a guy named Michael Sessions . . . who was elected mayor of Hillsdale, Michigan in 2005, when he was just 18.) (less)
	Categories:|Songs|Celebrities|Politics|Holidays & Events
	In Cue : "(vocals start at :08). . ."
	Out Cue : ". . .(vocals fade out cold)."
	Length: 2 min 39 sec	Today's Plays: 2 Total Plays: 102
	Log In to Vote! Bit Rating: Not Yet Rated Bit Rating:

Muskogee, Oklahoma Elects A 19-Year-Old Mayor - Merle Haggard - "Okie From Muskogee" (Full Song)

15.	Muskogee, Oklahoma Elects A 19-Year-Old Mayor - Merle Haggard - "Okie From Muskogee" (Chorus)		Sign Up Now
	Here's just the chorus of Merle Haggard's classic song, "Okie From Muskogee. . .(more) Here's just the chorus of Merle Haggard's classic song, "Okie From Muskogee", in honor of Muskogee's young Okie mayor . . . (less)
	Categories:|Songs|Politics|Family & Kids
	In Cue : "(vocals start cold). . ."
	Out Cue : ". . .(vocals end cold)."
	Length: 26 sec	Today's Plays: 2 Total Plays: 132
	Log In to Vote! Bit Rating: Bit Rating:

Muskogee, Oklahoma Elects A 19-Year-Old Mayor - Merle Haggard - "Okie From Muskogee" (Chorus)

0.	It's FRIDAY!!!		Sign Up Now
	It's FRIDAY!!! It's FRIDAY!!! (less)
	Categories:|TV Shows|Celebrities
	In Cue : "It's FRIDAY!!!. . ."
	Out Cue : ". . .It's FRIDAY!!!"
	Length: It's FRIDAY!!!	Today's Plays: 0 Total Plays:
	Log In to Vote! Bit Rating: Not Yet Rated Bit Rating:

It's FRIDAY!!!

16.	NEW  A Stoner Sings "Have You Ever Seen The Rain" About Friday		Sign Up Now
	Our stoner friend has recorded a new version of Creedence Clearwater Reviva. . .(more) Our stoner friend has recorded a new version of Creedence Clearwater Revival's "Have You Ever Seen The Rain" . . . to celebrate Friday . . . (less)
	Categories:|Original Comedy Bits|Parody Songs|Work|Holidays & Events
	In Cue : "I wanna know. . ."
	Out Cue : ". . .on Monday!"
	Length: 20 sec	Today's Plays: 29 Total Plays: 30
	Log In to Vote! Bit Rating: Not Yet Rated Bit Rating:

A Stoner Sings "Have You Ever Seen The Rain" About Friday

17.	NEW  It's FRIDAY!!! (Montage) (#14)		Sign Up Now
	It's FRIDAY!!! Congratulations! You've made it through one more wretched, s. . .(more) It's FRIDAY!!! Congratulations! You've made it through one more wretched, soul-crushing week without going postal on your worthless colleagues or your vile boss. Here's a montage to kick-start the last day of your miserable week . . . (less)
	Categories:|Montages|Work
	In Cue : "Friday!. . ."
	Out Cue : ". . .this weekend."
	Length: 22 sec	Today's Plays: 32 Total Plays: 33
	Log In to Vote! Bit Rating: Not Yet Rated Bit Rating:

It's FRIDAY!!! (Montage) (#14)

18.	NEW  It's FRIDAY!!! (Montage) (#14) (Dry Version)		Sign Up Now
	Here's a DRY version of the "FRIDAY!!!" montage, without the music bed . . . . .(more) Here's a DRY version of the "FRIDAY!!!" montage, without the music bed . . . in case you want to add your own background . . . (less)
	Categories:|Montages|Work
	In Cue : "Friday!. . ."
	Out Cue : ". . .this weekend."
	Length: 22 sec	Today's Plays: 8 Total Plays: 10
	Log In to Vote! Bit Rating: Not Yet Rated Bit Rating:

It's FRIDAY!!! (Montage) (#14) (Dry Version)

19.	It's FRIDAY!!! (Montage) (#13)		Sign Up Now
	It's FRIDAY!!! Congratulations! You've made it through one more wretched, s. . .(more) It's FRIDAY!!! Congratulations! You've made it through one more wretched, soul-crushing week without going postal on your worthless colleagues or your vile boss. Here's a montage to kick-start the last day of your miserable week . . . (less)
	Categories:|Montages|Work
	In Cue : "Friday's the day. . ."
	Out Cue : ". . .I'm leaving."
	Length: 30 sec	Today's Plays: 15 Total Plays: 172
	Log In to Vote! Bit Rating: Bit Rating:

It's FRIDAY!!! (Montage) (#13)

20.	It's FRIDAY!!! (Montage) (#13) (Dry Version)		Sign Up Now
	Here's a DRY version of the "FRIDAY!!!" montage, without the music bed . . . . .(more) Here's a DRY version of the "FRIDAY!!!" montage, without the music bed . . . in case you want to add your own background . . . (less)
	Categories:|Montages|Work
	In Cue : "Friday's the day. . ."
	Out Cue : ". . .I'm leaving."
	Length: 27 sec	Today's Plays: 4 Total Plays: 62
	Log In to Vote! Bit Rating: Bit Rating:

It's FRIDAY!!! (Montage) (#13) (Dry Version)

0.	A "Wake Up!" Montage		Sign Up Now
	A "Wake Up!" Montage A "Wake Up!" Montage (less)
	Categories:|TV Shows|Sports & Athletes
	In Cue : "A "Wake Up!" Montage. . ."
	Out Cue : ". . .A "Wake Up!" Montage"
	Length: A "Wake Up!" Montage	Today's Plays: 0 Total Plays:
	Log In to Vote! Bit Rating: Not Yet Rated Bit Rating:

A "Wake Up!" Montage

21.	Wake Up! (Montage) (#64)		Sign Up Now
	Here's another montage to wake you up . . . Here's another montage to wake you up . . . (less)
	Categories:|Montages|Work
	In Cue : "Let me have. . ."
	Out Cue : ". . .attention now?"
	Length: 18 sec	Today's Plays: 7 Total Plays: 94
	Log In to Vote! Bit Rating: Bit Rating:

Wake Up! (Montage) (#64)

22.	Wake Up! (Montage) (#64) (Dry Version)		Sign Up Now
	Here's a DRY version of the latest "Wake Up!" montage, without the music be. . .(more) Here's a DRY version of the latest "Wake Up!" montage, without the music bed . . . in case you want to add your own background. (less)
	Categories:|Montages|Work
	In Cue : "Let me have. . ."
	Out Cue : ". . .attention now?"
	Length: 13 sec	Today's Plays: 1 Total Plays: 33
	Log In to Vote! Bit Rating: Not Yet Rated Bit Rating:

Wake Up! (Montage) (#64) (Dry Version)

0.	Stand-Up Hilarity		Sign Up Now
	Stand-Up Hilarity Stand-Up Hilarity (less)
	Categories:|TV Shows|Celebrities
	In Cue : "Stand-Up Hilarity. . ."
	Out Cue : ". . .Stand-Up Hilarity"
	Length: Stand-Up Hilarity	Today's Plays: 0 Total Plays:
	Log In to Vote! Bit Rating: Not Yet Rated Bit Rating:

Stand-Up Hilarity

23.	NEW  Comedian Rich Williams On Drinking During Pregnancy		Sign Up Now
	Comedian Rich Williams talks about his mother drinking while pregnant . . .. . .(more) Comedian Rich Williams talks about his mother drinking while pregnant . . . (less)
	Categories:|Stand-Up Comedy|Relationships|Family & Kids |Health & Fitness
	In Cue : "My mom. . ."
	Out Cue : ". . .80 proof! Anyone?"
	Length: 31 sec	Today's Plays: 33 Total Plays: 35
	Log In to Vote! Bit Rating: Not Yet Rated Bit Rating:

Comedian Rich Williams On Drinking During Pregnancy

24.	NEW  Comedian Nick Griffin On Muscular Meatheads		Sign Up Now
	Comedian Nick Griffin talks about muscular meatheads . . . . . .(more) Comedian Nick Griffin talks about muscular meatheads . . . (FCC WARNING: This clip contains the word "ass". Play it at your own risk.) (less)
	Categories:|Stand-Up Comedy|Sexuality|Relationships|Health & Fitness
	In Cue : "It's important. . ."
	Out Cue : ". . .give a damn."
	Length: 1 min 41 sec	Today's Plays: 37 Total Plays: 37
	Log In to Vote! Bit Rating: Not Yet Rated Bit Rating:

Comedian Nick Griffin On Muscular Meatheads

0.	Late Night Monologues		Sign Up Now
	Late Night Monologues Late Night Monologues (less)
	Categories:|TV Shows|Celebrities|Sports & Athletes
	In Cue : "Late Night Monologues. . ."
	Out Cue : ". . .Late Night Monologues"
	Length: Late Night Monologues	Today's Plays: 0 Total Plays: 2
	Log In to Vote! Bit Rating: Not Yet Rated Bit Rating:

Late Night Monologues

25.	NEW  A Montage Of Late Night Talk Show Monologues		Sign Up Now
	Here's a montage of some of the best jokes from last night's "Late Night" m. . .(more) Here's a montage of some of the best jokes from last night's "Late Night" monologues . . . (less)
	Categories:|TV Shows|Celebrities
	In Cue : "Finally some good news. . ."
	Out Cue : ". . .do you need?"
	Length: 1 min 2 sec	Today's Plays: 30 Total Plays: 30
	Log In to Vote! Bit Rating: Not Yet Rated Bit Rating: