This is one of the more amusing things to hit the World Wide Web of Useless Junk in some time. It's a clip of Bill O'Reilly, back when he was hosting the show "Inside Edition". Bill is experiencing some Teleprompter problems, and he flies into an obscenity-laced RAGE. Obviously, this happened off the air. Check it out . . . (--We don't have a date for this clip, but O'Reilly was on "Inside Edition" from 1988 to 1995.) (FCC WARNING: This clip contains bleeped profanity. Play it at your own risk.)
For your own amusement . . . comedian David Cross rips on morning DJ's . . . (FCC WARNING: This clip contains LOTS of bleeped profanity . . . and the word "fart". Play it at your own risk.)
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|Celebrities|Relationships|Work
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Cue: "But the worst part . . ."
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Cue : ". . . the LUNATIC! You know."
Length:
2 min 11 sec
Date
Added: 5/8/2008
played 476 times
5.
(Drop) Life Alert - Elderly Woman - I've Fallen . . . And I Can't Get Up!
Here's that CLASSIC "Life Alert" ad . . . in honor of 9-year-old paperboy Ethan Hall saving an elderly woman who had fallen three days before, and couldn't get up . . .
If you are ever in a life-and-death crisis, you probably will NOT want this 911 operator at the other end of the line . . . (FCC WARNING: This clip contains bleeped profanity. Play it at your own risk.)
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|Relationships|Holidays & Events
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Cue: "(Terrified, garbled call for help) . . ."
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Cue : ". . . what happens, you know?"
Length:
14 sec
Date
Added: 5/14/2008
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Tony Romo Attempts To Sing . . . And Gets BOOED . . . At A Chicago Cubs Game
Yesterday, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo threw out the first pitch AND sang "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" at a Chicago Cubs and Arizona Diamondbacks game. Take a listen to Tony's sweet singing skills . . . and notice that the crowd BOOS him when his name is announced . . . (--Check out video of Tony Romo's performance . . .
HERE.) (From "SportsCenter" on Sunday, May 11, 2008.)
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|Sports & Athletes
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Cue: "Cowboys quarterback . . ."
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Cue : ". . . let's get some runs!"
Length:
1 min 2 sec
Date
Added: 5/12/2008
played 431 times
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Barack Obama Says He Has Campaigned In *57* States (???)
Barack Obama was speaking at a town hall meeting in Oregon on Friday . . . where he explained that he has now campaigned in *57* states . . . and has ONE MORE to go. Plus, he's NOT going to campaign in Hawaii or Alaska . . . bringing the total number of states Obama believes we have to SIXTY . . . (--Just in case you failed first grade geography . . . there are actually *50* states in America.)
Here's a classic Casey Kasum rant . . . where Casey was attempting to record a "Dead Dog Dedication" for America's Top 40 . . . (FCC WARNING: This clip contains bleeped profanity. Play it at your own risk.)
Here's a shorter version of the call that Sandie and Jeff Petee of Otis, Oregon, got from their soldier son on April 21st . . . when his cell phone accidentally dialed them in the middle of a firefight in Afghanistan . . . (FCC WARNING: This clip contains bleeped profanity. Play it at your own risk.)
Here's an even more sugary version of "You're Beautiful", by James Blunt . . . with shout-outs to all the mothers out there . . . in honor of Mother's Day . . .
The tabloid media said quite some time ago that Angelina Jolie was having twins . . . and yesterday, she confirmed it. It happened during an interview at the Cannes Film Festival in France . . . and it was actually Jack Black's fault that the news slipped out. The two of them were being interviewed for their upcoming movie, "Kung Fu Panda", and Jack mentioned that the new arrivals would add up to the same size family as "The Brady Bunch". At that point, Angelina had no choice but to cop to it . . . (--These will be Angelina and Brad's FIFTH and SIXTH kids . . . after 6-year-old Maddox, 4-year-old Pax, 3-year-old Zahara . . . and their only blood-related offspring so far, 2-year-old Shiloh.) (From "Access Hollywood" on Wednesday, May 14, 2008.)
Bob Costas says, quote, "So long, you fetus-faced windbag!" (NOTE: Before you assume Bob Costas has totally lost it . . . these clips come from his show, "Costas Now", and he was repeating some of the comments that idiot internet users post on other people's blogs.)
(FCC WARNING: This clip contains the word "fetus". Play it at your own risk.)
Yesterday, "The Early Show" broadcast an "S"-bomb live on the air. Take a listen . . . (From "The Early Show" on Monday, May 12, 2008.) (--Obviously, WE had to bleep the "S"-bomb in the clip.) (FCC WARNING: This clip contains bleeped profanity. Play it at your own risk.)
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|TV Shows|Holidays & Events
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Cue: "Bill, this is Harry . . ."
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Cue : ". . . go to news, alright."
Length:
13 sec
Date
Added: 5/13/2008
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21.
An Anheuser Busch "Real Men Of Genius" Tribute To Dierks Bentley
Dierks Bentley's album "Greatest Hits: Every Mile A Memory" drops today. But beer-loving Dierks is surely more proud that he's the subject of an Anheuser Busch "Real Men of Genius" commercial, which debuts this month. Check it out . . .
Here's a song to celebrate all the sexy mothers out there . . . (FCC WARNING: This comedy production contains the words "booty", "nippin'", "milf", and "rack" . . . as well as bleeped profanity. Play it at your own risk.)
On yesterday morning's "Today" show, Barack Obama referred to Matt Lauer as "Tim" on three separate occasions. (???) Then, at the end of the interview, Matt finally corrected him. "Access Hollywood" put together a helpful montage of Obama's mistakes . . . (From "Access Hollywood" and "The Today Show" on Monday, May 5, 2008.)
Some singers sing, quote, "You're listening to the radio!" . . . and then "fart" SFX are heard. (FCC WARNING: This clip contains "fart" SFX. Play it at your own risk.)
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|Drops|Work
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Cue: "You're listening . . ."
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Cue : ". . . to the radio!"
Length:
3 sec
Date
Added: 5/12/2008
played 293 times
26.
(Drop) Bob Costas - Good Luck Managing A Denny's, Douchebag!
In honor of the release of Bill O'Reilly's on-camera meltdown . . . here are some of the best on-camera rants of all time . . . (From Gawker.com on Tuesday, May 13, 2008.) (FCC WARNING: This clip contains bleeped profanity. Play it at your own risk.)
And now . . . An Educational Filmstrip for Ignorant Americans . . . about Cinco de Mayo . . . (FCC WARNING: This clip contains the word "douche bag". Play it at your own risk.)
During the Cleveland Cavaliers' game against the Boston Celtics yesterday, Cavaliers superstar LeBron James got tangled up with Celtics player Paul Pierce. This prompted James' mom to stand up in her seat and CONFRONT Pierce. James, apparently, wasn't down with this . . . and he told his mom to, quote, (--CAREFUL) "Sit (her) ass down". Here, James apologizes for the language he used . . . (--For the record, the Cavaliers beat the Celtics 88-77, to tie the series at 2-2.)
On Friday, Tom Cruise returned to "The Oprah Winfrey" show for the first time since he enthusiastically pounced on her couch back in May of 2005. Here, Tom talks about whether or not he'd "jump the couch" again if he had the choice . . . (From "Oprah" on Friday, May 2, 2008.)
There's a pretty hilarious video doing the rounds on YouTube . . . featuring a Fox anchorman reading the text messages Detroit mayor Kwame Kilpatrick exchanged with his mistress. (--His former Chief of Staff, Christine Beatty.) The anchorman seems to be reading the texts with a little TOO much enthusiasm. Here he is saying, quote, "I need you SO bad!" . . . (--You can check out the full YouTube video HERE.)
On Tuesday, 19-year-old John Hammons pulled in a whopping 70% of the vote on his way to becoming the new mayor of Muskogee, Oklahoma. His Honor has a brief statement . . .
Britney not only appeared in court on time Tuesday, she also impressed K-Fed's attorney . . . who said he was "pleased" with her progress. Here's the newly reformed Britney with an important message . . .
Until this election year, many of us had never even HEARD of these mysterious, shadowy "Super Delegates". But between their shadowy identities and the word "Super", they've gotta be like Batman or Spiderman or Iron Man or something . . . right?
